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Spirited Discussion About Life in Cabarrus County, North Carolina

Is The Cabarrus Taxpayers’ Association History?

August 7th, 2007 · Comments Off

We should be so lucky.
I almost missed this article in last week’s Observer until a Cheap Seats fan pointed it out to me. Here’s a taste:

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Tags: About "The Cheap Seats" · Ancient History · Cabarrus County Board of Commissioners · Personal Experiences

The Truth v. Harold Smith XVIII: The Rest of the Story

May 1st, 2007 · 1 Comment

Here we go again.  This is Harold from yesterday:
Commissioner Bob Carruth prohibits John Day to accept an invitation to appear  on Alex Rankin’s Business Forum local cable program with Mike Legg to discuss Increment Tax Financing (TIF).
Another attempt by Commissioner Carruth to keep the public in the dark!

Of course, none of this is true.  Here are [...]

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Tags: Cabarrus County Board of Commissioners · Current Events

The Truth v. Harold Smith XVII: Formidable Opponent - Part 2

April 10th, 2007 · 7 Comments

Fans of the Colbert Report are no doubt familar with the segment “Formidable Opponent” where Steven Colbert debates who he sees as being his only worthy opponent - himself.
Harold Smith often likes to get into “debates” on his website - where, if you challenge him, he might respond to you and refer to you as a [...]

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Cabarrus County Salaries - Update

July 19th, 2006 · Comments Off

Harold is not going to take down his list of names, base salaries, and position titles or revise it like I’d requested. Something told me that appealing to his and Coy’s on the basis of human decency would like trying to sell spinach to a six-year-old. I’m sure it’s been done; but I’ve never seen [...]

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RTFO

June 25th, 2006 · 1 Comment

There’s an acronym that is used frequently in the technical world - RTFM. Nicely put, it stands for “Read The Friendly Manual”. Exercise your imagination as to what word usually replaces Friendly.
Whenever I read an outrageous post by Harold Smith, it usually takes me anywhere from a few minutes or a couple of e-mails to [...]

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Tags: Ancient History · Cabarrus County Board of Commissioners · Cabarrus Youth Tax

The Resolution Solution

June 17th, 2006 · Comments Off

In order to accept what I’m about to tell you - it’s necessary for you to suspend all belief in facts, logic, and fiscal responsibility. You’ll have to ignore your judgment and believe what Harold Smith (www.goharoldsmith.com) has said about the Capital Reserve fund being a “slush fund” to be true. This will be difficult, [...]

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Tags: Ancient History · Cabarrus County Board of Commissioners · Cabarrus Youth Tax

How To Calculate The John Day Slush Fund

June 15th, 2006 · Comments Off

Sorry about the sparse blogging - I’ve been on the road and workin’ hard.
At any rate, Harold continues to claim that there’s a “slush fund” that John Day and spend on anything he wants; but doesn’t prove it. You notice how there’s no real references. That’s becuase it’s really complicated.
I’d explain it; but I’m too [...]

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Tags: Ancient History · Cabarrus County Jail

The Truth v. Harold Smith IX: Makin’ The Money Talk

May 31st, 2006 · Comments Off

There’s an old joke about people who mess with numbers for a living. A manager had three numbers people working for him: a mathematician, an engineer, and an accountant. He realized that there were some communications differences - so he’d thought he’d ask a question of each of them and see what kind of answer [...]

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Tags: Ancient History · Cabarrus County Board of Commissioners

Local Gambling: The House Keeps The Odds In Its Favor

April 4th, 2006 · 1 Comment

Each month, I make a bet. I bet that I will total my car, that my house will be robbed, that I will need open heart surgery, and I will die within 6 weeks.
Of course, I regularly (and happily) lose this bet. Progressive Insurance, Blue Cross and Blue Shield, and NC Farm Bureau end up [...]

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Tags: Cabarrus County Board of Commissioners

The Smoking Gun

January 21st, 2006 · Comments Off

Update: For the full summary of the “Juba Scandal” - click here.
For months, we’ve been hearing how Joni Juba forced the Construction Manager Selection Committee to choose Turner. Harold Smith and others have painted a picture of a backroom deal between Joni Juba and Turner Construction. In this clandestine meeting Juba makes sure that Turner [...]

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Tags: Ancient History · Cabarrus County Jail